Running around with fuck off big guns, screeching sideways in Jeeps like the A-Team. Generally doing what the fuck we like would be a great way to live….if zombies were roaming everywhere.
You’d need somewhere safe though. To put your feet up at some point and let Chuck Norris take over while you have your spag bol dinner.
Zombieland was great, 28 Days and Weeks Later were good, anything like that. I always try to picture myself in their situation. I think what I would do if I were them. Clearly I picture myself kicking ass. Who wouldn’t?
You can’t picture yourself getting munched on in a situation like this. I usually choose a different option to the characters though and they stay alive. Maybe I would die very quickly, who knows? All I know is when it kicks off, I am coming here!
I’m sure you do too, pretending to be doing what they’re doing and thinking about how well you would do it.
I think we would all do a lot worse than we imagined if it actually came to it.
And damn wouldn’t a secret nuclear bunker come in handy? This would be a hoofing place to have as your base.
Do You Want a Tour Around a Bunker?
I enjoyed watching the tour around a Secret Nuclear Bunker. It was built after World War Two due to the Cold War.
There were 11 other bunkers like this built and they can house up to 600 people for up to three months. Plenty of Scrabble games going on there. Rice Crispies would run out pretty quick though so you can send the sprogs out for supply runs most days and see what they can find and bring back.
One thing is for sure though and that is you wouldn’t have to worry about keeping up with the Jones’s.
With 10ft thick concrete walls when it kicks off you would definitely feel safe. This is the Kelvedon Hatch Secret Nuclear Bunker.
Although this bunker is now a tourist attraction there must be similar sorts of things available. If things did kick off in a nuclear direction in today’s world of course. The fuckers in Downing Street are just keeping it all a secret from us and getting ready to piss themselves laughing when it does happen.
We will have to slum it out on the streets until they need us, which they will because we will be the real soldiers who know how to survive.
The rich toffs won’t last five minutes in a post apocalyptic world so we can take the shit over eventually and have them as our bitches.